26 September 2007
he's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore
Now here's a coach who sticks up for his players, especially ones that are treated like slaves by the NCAA. The guy can sure out yell Bill Parcells.
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uncivilized?
GULFPORT, Miss. -- Police were called to break up a weekend fight among a rowdy group of teenage girls at the family-themed pizza restaurant, Chuck E. Cheese. The more than a dozen girls, between 13 and 16 years old, went berserk in the restaurant's lobby Saturday night, police said.
Witnesses said the fight erupted with two girls using profanities near the front entrance and ended with several girls involved in a physical fight. The group had apparently been dropped off and left alone at the restaurant, known for its singing and dancing animatronic rodents. Assistant Police Chief Alfred Sexton said the incident wasn't the first time Chuck E. Cheese was nearly overrun by unruly teens.
Bill O'Reilly needs to investigate this place immediately.
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24 September 2007
22 September 2007
they're just photos after all
I started subscribing to Maxim en Español after my Spanish class this summer. It has everything a guy like me could want: Spanish-language articles about music, film and soccer as well as photos of beautiful Latin women. This quote from a recent piece on Argentine beauties Victoria Vannucci and Claudia Fernández caught my eye. Here's what Victoria Vannucci had to say about their photo shoot:
El que diga que soy lesbiana después de ver estas fotos es un pelotudo que no entiende nada.
In other words, you're a dickhead if you think she and Claudia are lesbians. By the same token you're a dickhead if you think Hillary Clinton is a lesbian.
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something i saw on the way to work
For those people who suddenly decide they want a "peaceful divorce" while on their morning commute.
20 September 2007
what falco said
Today the U.S. Senate progressed valiantly in its quest for further irrelevancy by passing the General Petraeus Advertising Protection Amendment. This utter idiocy makes me long for the day when they were busy debating whether or not English should be made the official language of the nation.
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18 September 2007
i heart irvine cops
SANTA ANA – Irvine police have released the name of the officer who wounded an armed bank robbery suspect and inadvertently shot an X-ray technician working near the bank while trying to stop the man from escaping during a heist last October...
Last week, Ramin Pirbazari, 25, of Irvine was sentenced to three years in prison after he pleaded guilty to one count of robbery and a sentencing enhancement for using a deadly weapon – a potato peeler...
Patients and staff at the Hoag clinic nearby screamed and some ducked under desks as the shots rang out. A bullet ripped through the clinic wall and tore through the back of a 46-year-old technician sitting at her desk. Another bullet ripped through Pirbazari's wrist.
Larry Agran & co. must have hired the casting rejects from Reno 911.
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17 September 2007
partition is the only option
Independent provinces assembled into a nation-state during the early modern era. Inter-ethnic strife dating back hundreds of years. An oppressive artificial kingdom created to rule over disparate ethnic regions. Conflict bursting by the minute. There is no other choice but to break apart this artificial state and grant autonomy to the warring tribes.
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suck on that donald bren
Chemerinsky returns to UC Irvine
related: UCI scandals throughout the years
Thanks for the memories!
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14 September 2007
say it ain't so
I will always love the Weez but the Blue Album was by far the best. This ditty brings me back to banal days of high school.
13 September 2007
what the hell is high school musical anyway?
Oh yeah, it's more Disney mind-numbing entertainment for this great nation's children, but unlike Snow White, this main character bears all for the cameras.
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lolhillary
Mi esposa has got a crush on Obama. As it stands right now, I'm voting for my dog as a write-in candidate. Fuck all of them.
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12 September 2007
outtakes: the next generation
I was an avid watcher of this show back in the late 80's/early 90's. I even attended a Star Trek convention in Pasadena. Total nerd, I know. Gimme a break, I must have been 12 years old at the time.
Anyways, me thinks the Dayjob Orchestra does some fine video/voice editing. They were responsible for Condi's trombone soliloquy.
11 September 2007
when keeping it real goes wrong
My local AM sports station has been advertising a peculiar event on their internet stream. Keeping it Real USA is billed as "motivational speaking meets Cirque du Soleil meets Dancing with the Stars" and its star attraction is Dennis Prager. Apparently, keeping it real means railing against breastfeeding, Cindy Sheehan and Islamofascists and their liberal-commie enablers. I wonder if he'll do the mambo with Mariel Hemingway.
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10 September 2007
remember nine-elevenTM
These days I'm too lazy to write anything longer than five lines, so you can read this post from last year if you're not too drained from watching the above video.
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09 September 2007
she should have spit in it instead
UNION CITY, Ga. -- A McDonald's employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer's burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick. Kendra Bull was arrested Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail. Bull, 20, said she accidentally spilled salt on hamburger meat and told her supervisor and a co-worker, who "tried to thump the salt off."
...and Union City is called "The Progressive City". That's some progressive law enforcement right there. I wonder what drove the cop to ingest the entire burger if it was so god awful salty?
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little mikey owen scores against israel
It's been a great weekend for deportes. The Rugby World Cup just started, there are Euro 2008 qualifier matches and the NFL bonanza is about to kick off in a few hours.
Here is a nice goal from England striker Michael Owen against Israel. He actually made it through the game without injuring his knees or breaking his feet!*
England won the match 3-0.
But it's hard to beat the excitement from last weekend watching DeSean Jackson's 77-yard punt return and touchdown for Berkeley against the University of Tennessee.
You've got to love YouTube - these clips (1 and 2) were offered up as "related videos" to the Owen goal. Similarly, last week the Serrach noted this humorous Romney campaign ad came with some interesting related videos:
Perhaps the YouTube is trying to tell us something...
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06 September 2007
the district doesn't sleep alone tonight
Tens of thousands of condoms provided free by the District to curb HIV-AIDS have been returned to the health department because of complaints that their paper packaging is easily damaged and could render the condoms ineffective...
Volunteers concerned about why interest had dropped began asking people who had picked up the condoms. They were told about packets ripping in purses or bursting open in pockets. As a result, recipients said they had little confidence that the condoms would offer protection. In addition, expiration dates on some of the Chinese-made condoms were illegible.
This was all part of a government program titled "Coming Together to Stop HIV in D.C." Nice play on words, you silly municipal public health bureaucrats.
Why someone would trust a condom that reads "Made in China" I will never understand. The evil red menace has already killed our pets and tried to harm our children. Perhaps D.C. officials actually want to promote pregnancy and the spread of sexually-transmitted diseases.
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04 September 2007
03 September 2007
this fall we're gonna bring it
Pentagon ‘three-day blitz’ plan for Iran
Hey Mr. Imadinnerjacket - no pain, no gain!
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01 September 2007
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