my message to the democratic party

To: Howard Dean, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, et. al.

Stop emailing me everyday you fucking nitwits! You are cluttering my inbox with useless petitions and superfluous messages filled with no ideas. I'm sick of your pesky say-nothing telegrams clogging my junk mail folder. That folder is set aside for free porn, prescription viagra offers, and pleas from eighty-year old Kuwaiti women who want me to inherit their oil fortune.

Piss off you whiny buggers.

Sincerely,

Comandante Agi