this week in stupid

Stupid professor: Anyone this gullible deserves to be bilked of all their money. The icing on the cake is that the victim of internet spam fraud is a famous UC Irvine professor.

Stupid athlete: Well Mr. Beckham, you are not only a slimy adulterer but you have proved yourself to be a hopeless twit. You may have some skill on the field, but there are at least three players on Real Madrid that are better than you.

Stupid country: Any American who believes that the "right to own a pet" is one of the five freedoms enumerated in the Constitution should be stripped of citizenship immediately.