"i can actually smear diamonds on my face!"

Mi esposa has been off school this week due to spring break. She's been enjoying the break from teaching, but as always, it could be longer.

So this week she's been working part-time in Fascist Island to make some extra bucks. While helping out at the cosmetics counter of a well-known department store, one of the beauty advisers told her about a $225 exfoliator (that's a fancy way of saying liquid soap scrub). And here's the kicker, the exfoliator contains real diamonds (along with other useless additives which manage to jack the retail price to $225).

Hmm, diamonds...I wonder where I've heard that before...