remembering the root causes for nine-elevenTM

"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say: you helped this happen." --Reverend Jerry Falwell, 9/13/2001

See, 9/11 would have transpired regardless of how many blowjobs Bill Clinton received. So quit blaming Bill Clinton and focus on the real culprit -- that douchebag up in the sky -- God.