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Click on the pics to enlarge and leave your captions in the comments. I know you can do better than my half-assed attempt at captions below.



(1) Aww man, captions again? Do I have to?



(2) Cops come and try to snatch my crops.



(3) A sale at Ferragamo? Let's cancel lunch, I've got some shopping to do!



(4) South Korea joins Bill O'Reilly's Coalition of the Willing by sending young female cheerleaders to battle the dreaded anti-Christmas task force.



(5) [Practice photo!]



(6) Mmm, this polonium borscht is my favorite!



(7) The latest spokesmodel for the "Got Miso?" campaign struts her stuff.

*inspired by Norbizness' Captions a Plenty