restatement of principles

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definitions

People sometimes ask me, "Hey, Agi...what is The Pime?"

I coined the phrase about ten years ago while watching The Wizard of Oz accompanied by Dark Side of the Moon - or I may have been playing guitar with some Pinot Noir. I'm not sure. Anyways - I defined the phrase a few years ago on Urban Dictionary - you know, that site where the Generation Y kids present their bizarre lingo to the world. I completely forgot about my contribution to the urban dick until La Rana sent me there looking for Superman's Ho, or something.

Well, it appears some punks decided to embellish to my initial definition with a more lyrically perverted concept of the pime:

A strand of cum suspended between any two points, usually between one person's mouth and another person's genitals.

Uh, that's not really what I had in mind when I created this word. But I do like definition #4.

God bless the internets.

...and God damn America!

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that time of year

There's more daylight to go around. It's 6 AM and the sun is already peeking through my window blinds. Even Bob Marley wants to move his dancing feet. I complain it's hot and I drink hot coffee. I recoil at the thought of hot, pollen-filled gusts but I roam the trails on a two wheel. Last weekend felt like summer. It burned.



We are a fever. Get over it.

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man i love these blue blockers

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