the look of longing

Nothing turns on the ladies more than blowing cherry-scented carbon monoxide in their faces.

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if he ever stops using it we're done

There were many great quotes in the original, but I had to pair it down a bit...

previous atttempts: Rejuvenique and Seduxion

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another reason i regret romney dropped out so soon

It also holds small varmints.

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