is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?

For those of you unaware, mi esposa is an elementary and middle school Spanish Teacher. Last week she had her sixth grade students do a family tree project. I carried these projects upstairs today and one of them stood out:



I blocked out the names of the student and his siblings, but as you can see, his dog is named "Tyrome Biggums". He is clearly referring to Dave Chappelle's character Tyrone Biggums who is the hopeless yet endearing crack addict seen below.


... and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.

This is the same student who in the middle of class yells out "Skeet, Skeet, Skeet" and does Lil' Jon impersonations.

Look, I'm a big Chappelle fan, but I'd never permit a twelve-year old to watch his show or stand-up acts. The fact that sixth graders are reciting Chappelle Show lines in class is a scary sign of the times. Parents love to blame "the culture" for corrupting the minds of their youth. But instead of controlling what their children have access to they want the government to act as the parent.