19 January 2006

uncle osama's two minutes of hate

The U.S. government has not yet captured or killed Osama Bin Laden for precisely this reason.

Arabic TV station al-Jazeera has broadcast an audio tape it says is by the al-Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden. In it, the speaker says new attacks on the US are being planned, but offers a "long-term truce" to the Americans. If confirmed, it would be the first time Bin Laden has been heard from since December 2004.

See folks.

He's still out there.

Be afraid.

Go buy your duct tape and plastic sheeting from Home Depot. Osama might mail you some anthrax disguised as a Publisher's Clearing House award package.

Perhaps our government needs a bogeyman to keep everyone in a constant state of fear and reinforce the authority of the ruling party.

Hell, without a constant state of fear our government couldn't spy on Americans or continue their endless wars in the Middle East.

Who knows if it's really Bin Laden on the tape. It could be the CIA using a voice modulator. Osama Bin Laden has been cryogenically frozen for three years now.

Ah, 1984 was just a fiction novel. What was I thinking...


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