fromage ou merde?
French cheese smells like shit. not shit as in *bad* but shit as in real excrement.
See, my dog (whose madre helps out here) relieves herself in the backyard. About ten minutes ago I went outside to pick up her leftovers when my nose caught a pungent smell.
I thought...this smells exactly like the brie I am snacking on with my Stella Artois! How...weird?
Sorry for the public scatology. Now go check out some great music while I flip on some Miles.
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