the machines are taking over

american ingenuity strikes again...this time helping shoppers to consume goods in greater numbers with robotic shopping carts. feeling lazy? too tired to push a cart around the market? want to jump on the fast track to obesity? then get a battery operated smart servant! you used to roam shopping malls in your pimped out scooters and had nowhere to store your purchases. now you can with your very own smart servant. hurry while supplies last...