seattle joins the war on christmas
and of course Fox & Friends was there!
RED ALERT! TREES HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE AIRPORT!
Those poor conifers. Their only hope is to escape the killing fields and become a nice kitchen table or a Michael Crichton paperback.
And who caused the Christmas trees to be removed?
That greedy bearded man with a funny hat!
And there's thousands more of them ready and willing to crush Christmas into smithereens. They've even constructed cute propaganda songs for our war which masquerade as cute appeals for equality. I bet Fox & Friend Brian Kilmeade can't understand why these bearded warriors reject Christmas - don't they realize that Jesus was born on Christmas so that he could die for them 30 years later?
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