super saturday

this morning between games on Fox Soccer Channel I am treated to commercials hawking the following amazing products or services:

1. Instant Male Enhancement (some woman half your age wants you, and she's stoked that you use a male enhancement pill)
2. Video Professor (learn how to use a computer through a computer-based educational program)
   
3. Hair Regeneration Serum
4. A DVD series that helps people with crippling anxiety
5. Join the U.S. Army!
6. Some lame ponzi/pyramid marketing scheme
7. Wallbangers

All this makes me realize that the average Fox Soccer Channel watcher is a middle-aged, balding, depressed, unemployed man with erectile dysfunction, who gets off looking at life-sized pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo on his living room wall.