because one can never be too prepared
They say it arrives sooner and sooner every year...
I must assemble my War on Christmas battle kit tout de suite. The forces of Big Yuletime have been purchasing Christmas defense kits en masse.
Luckily, I've learned that Mrs. Fields is on our side. The seductive smell of her cookies will lure unsuspecting Santanistas right into our fold and their ranks will be depleted before Thanksgiving!
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