For as long as I can remember Yahoo! has been the home page for my web browser. Today this ends. Their continued descent into asinine irrelevancy has finally made me jump ship - and this is the feature that prompted such action:
Do I give a fuck if and why Oprah gained twenty pounds over the summer? Of course I don't. I'm not a medical doctor - or even a licensed dietitian - but if I was going to take a stab at this ever-important national quandary I would humbly offer that the billionaire talk show host consumed more calories than calories burned - hence the expanding waist line.
Now...what should be my new home page?