war on condiments
CHANDLER, Ariz. One Arizona high school has added another item to its list of banned substances: bottled ketchup.
One student at Basha High School in Chandler was disciplined after being caught with a ketchup bottle two days in a row. And the principal says the school called the parents of several others found with the contraband.
The smuggling began after the school cafeterialimited students to three packets of ketchup per hamburger. You can get extra packets, but they cost 25 cents each.
Ketchup rationing in the land of the free? No wonder people hate the public school system. Ketchup is a vegetable damnit, Ronald Reagan said so.
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