take that PETA!

Jon Swift gives a convincing case for why Bush should not pardon the Thanksgiving turkey. I say, crack open some beers and kill the damn bird. Michael Richards can hang the turkey from a tree while Dick Cheney shoots it repeatedly in the face. Then Laura and Lynne can deep fry the bird on the White House lawn while sipping mint juleps with Trent Lott. As long as OJ Simpson gets carving duties everyone's happy!

So many dumbasses, so little time...