where have all the orange groves gone?
Planners want to construct a sign at the Los Angeles-Orange County border alerting motorists when they cross into the Orange Curtain. My design is seen above. Nothing is more inviting than a smiling Richard Nixon and a freshly-coiffed Jan Crouch!
Alex B-Z at the blotter is soliciting suggestions for an Orange County motto to append to the sign. Personally, I like his suggestions:
- Home of America’s Horniest Sheriff
- The Real Orange County–Really
- Fresh Kool-Aid Provided Daily
- Come for the Republican Pedophiles, Stay for the Gang-Rape
- Fear and Loathing Behind the Orange Curtain
- What Happens In Orange County, They Broadcast Around the Globe
-WARNING: Now Entering Federally-Protected Republican / RINO Sanctuary–No Hunting Allowed!
- (on loan from the Don Bren Collection)
some fake oranges dangling from the sign would be a nice touch.
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