coming to an axis of semi-evil nation near you

roll up, roll up for the mystery tour, step right this way!



President I'm-A-Dinner-Jacket kicks off the tour in Tehran. He then flys to the Western Hemisphere to rendezvous with Latin members of the Axis of Semi-Evil.



Tour sponsor Fox News fails to realize that "America" is a two-pronged continent. Nicaragua and Venezuela can't be possibly be anti-American, unless they hate themselves, which is highly unlikely. The fucks at Fox should know that "America" is called Los Estados by the 522 million people living throughout Latin America. Ignorance, not knowledge and research, has always been their strong suit.