more tales from the uc irvine campus police blotter
The first case is quite serious, but the rest are hilarious, as usual.
You mean I'm supposed to take my Lean Cuisine out of the paper box before heating it in the oven? I'm just a college student, gimme a break...
Apparently the caller on Owen Ct. has never heard of Life Alert. Looks like the "male white possibly smoking drugs" fell off the wagon at Hotboxers Anonymous.
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