It feels good to score. Ray Hudson would call it orgasmic.
Chelski forward Didier Drogba might miss Jose, but he's still finding the net for Abramovich.
Don't mess with him when he's hungry. Bayern Munich goalkeeper Oliver Kahn will eat you alive.
Young Gunner Theo Walcott scored twice in Arsenal's 7-0 demolition of Slavia Prague in the UEFA Champions League.
And finally, with the Galaxy's season ending prematurely, David Beckham realizes that he couldn't live up to the hype. Well, there's always Sunday afternoon pick up games at Tom Cruise's house...
*inspired by LOL Jocks