jthenr-comics-vault: "I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.... - jthenr-comics-vault: *"I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world....
15 hours ago
My troops are ready. They have doubled in number since last year.
They are well armed and ready to fight two wars: the war on war and the war on conspicuous consumption. Stay tuned for a report from the battlefield next week.