Del Taco's 99 cent bean and cheese burrito notwithstanding, I'm quite averse all brands of fast food. I used to think McDonalds' food emitted the worst odor - a bizarre mixture of sugary syrup and rancid frying oil. However, I've discovered a cuisine whose atrocious smell matches its equally disturbing appearance.
Who enjoys eating a penis-shaped hunk of processed nitrate-infused mystery meat covered with faux yellow fromage and diarrhea chili?
Wienerschnitzel pushes the boundaries of my gag reflex. Sorry if I've spoiled your appetite - I'm just doing my part to encourage healthy eating. You know, someone has got to think of the children...
bai-xue:Someone buy this man a beer - bai-xue: Someone buy this man a beer
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