what is it about black fingernail polish that...
Oh, nevermind. Here - have a martini. Drinks are on the house.
I discovered Messer Chups via Dadanoias, and so far, I like what I see and hear.
Showing posts with label sexploitation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexploitation. Show all posts
13 March 2008
Oh, nevermind. Here - have a martini. Drinks are on the house.
I discovered Messer Chups via Dadanoias, and so far, I like what I see and hear.
02 March 2008
the fresh maker
I watch a lot of GolTV on the weekends to get my fix of La Liga. However, I have to sit through some pretty lame commercials. Here's my recut of the Seduxion ad. I hope I've been able to convey the sheer power that pheromone spray has over unsuspecting women. I don't think the director was able to get this message across strongly enough in the original version.
29 November 2007
a los que aman con amor
Warning: according to YooTube this video may not be suitable for miners. So wear your hard hats and be prepared to learn the difference between amar y amor.
A collaboration between Sergio Mora y Marta Castro.
27 October 2007
22 September 2007
they're just photos after all
I started subscribing to Maxim en Español after my Spanish class this summer. It has everything a guy like me could want: Spanish-language articles about music, film and soccer as well as photos of beautiful Latin women. This quote from a recent piece on Argentine beauties Victoria Vannucci and Claudia Fernández caught my eye. Here's what Victoria Vannucci had to say about their photo shoot:
El que diga que soy lesbiana después de ver estas fotos es un pelotudo que no entiende nada.
In other words, you're a dickhead if you think she and Claudia are lesbians. By the same token you're a dickhead if you think Hillary Clinton is a lesbian.
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24 July 2007
guaranteed to churn your stomach
Jacobo sent me this beauty about the physical, emotional and spiritual benefits of pumping iron. Then to top it off, he sent me an awesome 1980s travelogue on Brazil. I, too, agree with the sentiments of Brazilian men - but I'm reserved enough to refrain from promoting myself indulging in such pleasures on film...
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13 June 2007
02 August 2006
pure crap for your viewing pleasure
this music video offends me. not in a prudish sort of way.
it's just so...bad. not to mention this same schtick was done at least 15 years ago.
and what woman refers to her back side as "lovely lady lumps"? record companies should be physically dismantled for peddling this schiesse to the massses. maybe the IDF can spare a few bombs for this counter-insurgency operation.
11 March 2006
when you just can't get enough...
Men have been mad about the erotically seductive scent of the vagina since time immemorial. Now you can have it anywhere, anytime - with the authentically natural vaginal fragrance VULVA Original, the sensual accelerator.
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Sexaholics everywhere are rejoicing...the Germans have captured the elusive female essence in a small cylindrical tube. Now you can take the scent on the go!
Warning: if you are offended by female nudity and/or the commoditization of the female anatomy into concentrated liquid form then do not click this link.
You have been warned.
via Feministing
Read more...02 March 2006
ever wanted to seduce a cartoon character?
Disneyland Memorial Orgy, Wally Wood, 1967
If that doesn't disturb you, then check out the latest in high brow fashion: bukkake!
Read more...10 February 2006
the seuxal politics of pop culture
The latest "special edition" of Vanity Fair featuring nude, pasty white, young beauties Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson:
"The clothed male represents some form of dominance," said UCLA art history professor Albert Boime, a modern art specialist. "Whereas the women appear much more vulnerable and subject to the whims of the male." (No kidding. Check out the photo on Page 132 of Ford playfully biting the ample, surgically enhanced bosom of aging sexpot Mamie Van Doren.)
What keeps the cover photograph within the bounds of good taste, said Boime, is that it is not explicitly sexual, "mainly because the women do not respond to Tom Ford ... , and they don't seem to be seductive themselves. They don't cast alluring glances, they are sort of indifferent."
There's something familiar about this scene. I can't put my finger on it. The men are clothed and the women sit unabashedly naked, indifferent to their surroundings.
I don't know what to make of Vanity Fair. Does it have substance or is it pure upper-middle class consumerist fluff? The first forty pages are advertisements for unnecessary high-end consumer brands like Calvin Klein, Prada and J. Crew. But occasionally they publish genuine journalistic endeavors.
What are your thoughts on the cover? Should we burn British and Swedish embassies because two European girls have disgraced America's newsstands?
I personally think it's a cheap publicity stunt by two actresses who already receive enough attention from the merit of their own work. Perhaps the Academy voters like some T&A?
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