I watch a lot of GolTV on the weekends to get my fix of La Liga. However, I have to sit through some pretty lame commercials. Here's my recut of the Seduxion ad. I hope I've been able to convey the sheer power that pheromone spray has over unsuspecting women. I don't think the director was able to get this message across strongly enough in the original version.
Watch as Linda Evans attempts to reduce wrinkles by exercising her face muscles but instead transforms into a psychopathic machete-wielding serial killer.
My number one search engine referral is "paris+hilton+sex+tape". Now, I don't recall ever blogging about Miss Hilton's illicit rendezvous in night vision. It wasn't all that memorable, actually. But since y'all want some Paris, here she is, recreating a scene from a 1980's Madonna video, or something.
The Spanish word for advertising or advertisements is la propaganda.
And since we're on the subject, look who just died.
And if you don't want to have it your way, you'll have it his way!*
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For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom. -- Matthew 16:27-28
Need proof that Republicanade works? Look no further than our number one customer George W. Bush. He drinks at least 3 to 5 servings per day. His recent 60 Minutes interview was completely inspired by Republicanade's magical formula...
The whiny defeatocrats in Congress can't stop the surge. According to unitary executive theory it is the president's God-given duty to send 21,000 more troops to Iraq.
George W. Bush is a self-proclaimed cowboy war president with a "thick hide". He sometimes wears cowboy boots. Yee-haw!
Don't listen to the "Bush lied" crowd. The Bush administration has always been "straight" with the American people.
After all the United States has done for the Iraqi people they remain ungrateful. Hell, they should be down on their knees thanking President Bush for his many gifts: intermittent running water and electricity, a rampantly evolving civil war and over 50,000 civilians deaths, just to name a few.
By eliminating Saddam, who was a "source of instability in Iraq", President Bush has allowed the country to blossom from tyranny into a Jeffersonian democracy.
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So, don't be a nattering nabob of negativism. Drink your Republicanade daily!
like a hungry child, the world feasts on the spectacle...
"Sweetie, you can't have dessert unless you clean your plate."
"Don't worry, Mommy! This is my favorite meal in the whole world!"
More in the Retro Ad Redux series: Instant Hastert and Foley Values
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