30 March 2007

how to make a caipirinha

There's no better way to start the weekend than with a caipirinha. I first encountered this sweet and sour drink in Brasil three years ago. I'd put it up there with a Manhattan as my favorite drink. It's quite tasty and easy to make...



Start with one lime, cut in quarters (or eighths if a large lime).



Add 2 tablespoons fine sugar and mash with a wooden pestle.



Now it's time to add your alcohol. Throw in about 2 oz. of cachaça.

Add crushed ice, stir and enjoy!



Oh well, Cairo prefers beer.

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stand tall, stand proud

"I will resist the imposition of sharia principles and sharia law in my taxi cab, my restaurant, my community pool, the halls of Congress, our national monuments, the radio and television airwaves, and all public spaces." -- Michelle Malkin

meet john doe

Now if only I can muster up enough courage to defy the sharia law practiced by my homeowners association. If you mofos say one thing about my new satellite dish then I'm gonna go all Pope Urban II on your ass. No one is going to stop this John Doe from his inalienable right to watch La Liga and Serie A on the weekends.

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29 March 2007

not another meme!

Kvatch was kind enough to name my self-combusting vehicle in his blogs of note meme. Now it's my turn to list five of my favorite blogs on the intertubes. Hmm, my tastes have changed over the three plus years I've been navigating this weird digital experiment. I've grown muy cynical about government uber alles and I prefer to read stuff that is fun, trite but also intellectually stimulating.

That said, here are five of the blogs which tickle my fancy...

Eye of the Storm - The blog of professor Crispin Sartwell, anarchist philosopher and author extraordinaire. Without this blog the defeatists! would not exist.

Who is IOZ? - Mr. Fundamental turned me on to this blog several months ago. IOZ is a libertarian who relentlessly skewers the imperialist regalia of both the left and right. Must read daily.

Who Ate All The Pies - A footie blog written by hardcore fans who just happen to be English. They approach the beautiful game with the right mix of humor, cynicism and seriousness. Their "WAG of the Week" feature is quite nice too.

Monkeys for Helping - What I'd call a kultureblog - thanks to Recon I can enjoy the crunktastic DJ Granny.

Dependable Renegade - I've been a fan of watertiger for over two years now. Whenever I need a good laugh at the sociopaths running our government, she delivers.

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Hopefully I selected a few blogs you weren't familiar with. Enjoy!

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and to complete the trilogy of terror...



Baste some honey on da ham
'Cos Karl is da man
A GOP
treasure trove
Give it up
for MC Rove!

*thanks to Frederick for the idea

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retro soul

I'm really digging Amy Winehouse right now.

Check out her video for "Rehab"



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28 March 2007

that's a spicy meatball

Congress should stop making "political statements''



...that naive little brat thinks he can tell his Daddy what to do!

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27 March 2007

we will eat you alive

new from Chef Boyardee and Congress!



Since the Culture Ghost is out of town and without photo-shop at his disposal and Frederick is busy testing new weapons (maybe he's at Don's place??) I wanted continue our now two-week long, tri-lateral foray into ignominious image alteration.

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se rentan armas



"...I just love to rent guns"

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26 March 2007

insane in the membrane



...insane for McCain!

UPDATE: The Maverick supports marriage between passionate females.

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thoughts on recent films

For whatever reason, springtime is when I catch up on movies from the past year. The drought is over and we’ve been watching several movies thanks to some local theaters and blockbuster.com

. . .

Marie Antoinette – Let’s dress up kids in fancy Rococo costumes and film them lounging around Versailles to the tune of indie rock music. Look, just because your Dad is a great director doesn’t mean you are. I fell asleep during the first ten minutes. Too bad the project wasn’t guillotined during pre-production.

Volver – My first Almodóvar film, and an enjoyable one to boot. Me gusta Penélope. I also liked the look of her prosthetically-enhanced rear. According to mi esposa, the English subtitles were a poor effort. Much of the colloquial humor and colorful vocabulary were lost in translation.

Letters from Iwo Jima – Excellent. Shows war for what it really is – insane.

Running with Scissors – Watched this last night. Mi esposa really enjoyed it. I found it utterly pointless. If you want a film about a dysfunctional family that’s actually interesting and funny, go with Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tennenbaums. Scissors left me wanting to stick my head in a microwave.

Stranger than Fiction – Running around naked is not Will Ferrell’s only strength. This Irvine native is in fact a decent actor. I liked the literary focus of the film...except the romance between IRS auditor Ferrel and Maggie Gyllenhaal's anarchist/cookie maker character was completely unbelieveable.

Ocean’s Twelve – The first one was entertaining. But Hollywood producers never know when to leave a good thing alone. They get pleasure from poking dead bodies with sticks, repeatedly. I made it through about forty minutes before the ennui set in strong and I killed it. My only dissapointment in not finishing the film was missing the scene in which Brad Pitt and George Clooney wear Arsenal FC track suits. What's worse than Ocean's Twelve? Ocean’s Thirteen!

A Scanner Darkly – I was excited last year about the promise of this film. My excitement didn't live up to the final product. After an hour the novelty of interpolated rotoscoping (the style of film in which live footage is overlaid with 2D animation similar to Waking Life) wore off. I did enjoy watching the characters drive past my house on the I-5 though - seeing Orange County landmarks through Phillip K. Dick's drug-addled haze was kinda funny.

The Departed – Not sure it deserved the Best Picture Oscar - I would have given that to Babel. But I can thoroughly say I respect Leo DiCaprio as an actor. His performance was bad-ass. He’s come a long way from that little poor boy on the Titanic.

Babel – Loved it - the cinematography, the acting, the style, the three separate stories which intersect at the end...it was beautiful. Crash has nothing on this film.

. . .

So far, my favorite films from 2006 have been Little Miss Sunshine, Iwo Jima, Babel and Children of Men. Borat and V for Vendetta deserve an honorable mention.

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25 March 2007

hollywood cheese

spotted at my grocer's freezer:



And that right there is everything that is wrong with this country...

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23 March 2007

high cost of low prices



Straight from the skilled fingers of PRC sweatshop workers to the mega-sized shopping carts of overfed, overweight, overspent Americans...everything you could ever desire under one large roof!

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not to be confused with beasttube

If there was a supreme being in this universe he/she/it would strike down these ridiculous mofos with a righteous bolt of thunder. God would not tolerate his/her/its name being used to pimp a lame YouTube knock-off.

hat tip: Frederick

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22 March 2007

unitary executive



For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom. -- Matthew 16:27-28

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time to stock up on rat poison



Lately I've been feeling the urge to leave Orange County. Traffic, congestion, insane housing prices, luxury strip malls...not to mention consumer culture's inane obsession with our spoiled rich housewives. It's all really starting to get to me.

But the fact that the Disney empire wishes to expand its Anaheim colony into a Florida-style megalopolis just might drive me away for good. Seriously, there's no escape from this shit. Jean Baudrillard's theories are being validated on a daily basis. They won't stop until the entire world is engulfed in a totalized system of virtual reality.

*image from The Cautese National Postal Disservice

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21 March 2007

meat is murder

Fresh from the Petraeus Cattle Co.



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this week in search engine referrals



I'm always amazed at what people search for - and even more amazed that they arrive at this blog.

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20 March 2007

right. now.

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but it's just a shoe

The subject line of an email I just received:

"The Nike 6.0 Air Insurgent has arrived!"

Wuh? Nike's new shoe is called the insurgent?! Apparently so.

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black gold



"Screw them kids. There's money to be made!"

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hillary 2008



"War is peace...we've always been at war with Iraq Iran..."

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19 March 2007

just say "ho"



"Ronnie said so..."

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happiest place on earth



Here's to four years of freedom!

*image from The Cautese National Postal Disservice

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the peak of western civilization (reconsidered)

Move over $148 sandwich, meet the $1,000 pizza

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18 March 2007

survivalism

I got my propaganda
I got revisionism
I got my violence
In hi-def ultra-realism
-- Nine Inch Nails, "Survivalism"



Any thoughts on the new NIN?

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15 March 2007

thanks, assholes!

I assume their bonuses will exceed $870 million this year*

Los Angeles -- California's 626,000 public university students got clobbered Wednesday with their fifth tuition hike in six years as the governing boards of both the University of California and the California State University agreed to raise the price of attendance dramatically. Despite emotional pleas from students, the UC Board of Regents and the CSU Board of Trustees said they had no choice but to increase the costs next fall to maintain the quality of the institutions.

*Just so you know, our fee increases are financing the extravagant lifestyles of UC regents, executives, administrators and President Robert Dynes' 13,000-square foot mansion.

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14 March 2007

profiles in courage

Dennis Block lives the American dream.

Block said he is so dedicated to his work, he hates even the idea of vacation. This spring, he said, Ida is making him go to Cabo San Lucas, but he thinks he'll be able to bear it because he has figured out a way to bring his phone and hook up his computer system so he can work from his hotel room.

Wow, what an ethos. He must be a member of the elect.

If you're wondering to what work Mr. Block is so dedicated, it is the legal profession. From his plush leather chair Satan's little helper General Block dispatches his lieutenants throughout Los Angeles to defend The System. Hero to landlords everywhere Block refers to himself as "a man who has evicted more tenants than any other human being on the planet Earth."

I bet he has that written on a plaque hanging in his office.

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13 March 2007

why we fight



*Inspired by the Culture Ghost's photoshop fun and Mike's No. 2 stop in his anger-filled stroll through the news.

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12 March 2007

contributing to the delinquency of a minor




I think she enjoyed the 1554 more than I did.

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"beauty and strength...picturing happiness is the most important thing for everyone"

Make the poodles stop!



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09 March 2007

coke vs. pepsi


Remember Republicanade?

Well, there's some new competition in the marketplace.

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08 March 2007

mancini madness

AS Roma's Brazilian midfielder Alessandro Mancini provides the most stunning goal from this week Champions League play:


Five step-overs! Why isn't this guy on the Brazilian national team?

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07 March 2007

long live the empire

Anyone else a fan of Kasabian?

Here's the title track from their recent album Empire:



I'd quote Wilfred Owen, but why repeat myself...




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rise of the machines

According to South Korea's Ministry of Information "every South Korean household will have a robot by between 2015 and 2020". In preparation of the coming robotic onslaught the South Korean government is drafting an ethical code to prevent humans from abusing robots, and vice versa.



Human-on-robot abuse must be stopped. That's a hate crime, yo.

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06 March 2007

but I read it on the internets

Is Jean Baudrillard's death real?

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does it come in cherry flavor?

And here it is, your quote of the day:

“For a long time, the idea of a ripe, rosy nipple has been considered appealing and alluring.’’ -- Benefit spokeswoman Alison Haljun, describing their latest nipple tint Benetint.

Apparently there's a market for this crap.

Oh, did I mention that it's “kiss-proof and water-resistant”?

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brains and brawn



While most footballers fuss about their hair styles, marketablity and sex appeal, France and Barcelona defender Lilian Thuram is the thinking man's footballeur. For Thuram, there are "much more important things in life than money, fame or even football".

In a new Guardian interview, Thuram describes his experiences as an immigrant in France, his love of Miles Davis, and his dislike of French Neo-Con presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy. The Guadeloupe-born defender is politically active - challenging racism not only in European football but in France as a whole - and quite astute on the important issues of the day.

It's a good read, even for you non-soccer folk.

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05 March 2007

back to save the universe



It's been 10 years (9 years, 8 months to be exact) since the release of Radiohead's OK Computer. This masterpiece is one of my favorite albums from the 1990s and in my top ten best of all time. I've assembled the album below for your listening pleasure.

Please indulge.




(Your best bet is lauching the standalone player)

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02 March 2007

it's a bird, it's a plane

By now you've probably heard the story of the 80-year-old woman who crashed her car through a Florida DMV office where she was headed to retake a driving test. There's no word if the DMV rescheduled the test but we can assume she still has her license and continues to pose a threat to the entire state of Florida.

The last part of the article offers this interesting angle:

The accident was caught on surveillance camera and shows people rushing up to Ms Smith who was still buckled in her seat belt. No-one was seriously hurt. The videotape also shows a man in a Superman costume walking around the car, but he did not stop to help the driver or any of the victims. His identity is unknown.

Of course his identity is unknown. Superman's real identity is a secret.

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01 March 2007

remember the alamo

I just learned that the Costa Mesa branch of Book Soup is closing. This independent LA-area bookstore is the beacon of light and authenticity in the consumeristic darkness that is South Coast Plaza. It's the only store worth visiting in the mall (besides the international news stand above Sears).

I've spent many lunch hours browsing their unique and eclectic selection. I mean, what other bookstore stocks their porno on the bottom shelf of the magazine rack?! It will be missed, indeed.

I wondered why their shelves were so empty today. Then the clerk confirmed my worst fears - they were going out of business and would be most likely colonized by Gucci or Hermes. The Bluths Segerstroms must have upped the rent to pay for their new concert hall or something...

Well, on the bright side, many of their books are on sale.

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something to consider

iraq borders

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I guess you could say this is the "Original Pime". I stopped blogging here regularly in May 2008 (if you don't count the B-Sides diversion - yes it gets confusing) when I joined the Tumblr revolution. Going forward bravely into 2009, this site will serve to house any large image work I produce.

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